Anonymous said: polyamory doesn't exist you're just labeling your slut lifestyle so you can be a fancy whore
Polyamory is a very real thing, but I like the sound of fancy whore. Maybe I’ll make that my blog title.
You don’t exist
Google defined you for fun
If I don’t exist then can I teleport to this person’s house and slap them across the face with rubber chicken, steal their dog and leave?
(sorry, couldn’t resist Oprah)
Oh, so fancy!
I shall require yet another monocle.
the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that i and people like me dont deserve basic human rights and respect and safety
HP Goblet of Fire Headcanon: Beauxbatons was primarily a Muslim wizarding school.
(and yes I know the horses drink whisky, which is not exactly halal, sshhh)
Its was french. It s
Was so clearly french.
Literally French. …….
Because French Muslims do not exist and no Muslims ever speak French and Muslim schools don’t exist in France and if they do they must be really shitty and there are no key Muslim educators in France at all and there’s never been any history of Islamic culture and politics in the Pottermore-confirmed Pyreenes, nooooooo, it is très impossible! Astagfirrulah!
learn some fuckin’ social studies and history and current affairs, people.
All those tags… No one said any of that. It’s just… They’re French. Yes maybe there were some Muslim women in the school but it said only a few wore head scarves so I don’t know where predominantly Muslim came from. Also: scarves over ones head doesn’t indicate religion necessarily. Assumptions. That is all.
I literally don’t understand why anyone is fighting this??? someone has a HEADCANON that allows them some cultural/religious representation, why does everyone feel the need to ‘debunk’ it? It’s a headcanon. About a fictional school. It bears almost no relevance to the plot except to make Muslim people feel like maybe there’s a place in the wizarding world where they’re represented.
Y’all on tumblr shitting out Marauder headcanons twelve times a day, leave this innocent Beauxbatons headcanon alone, sweet caramel christ.