Silent AJ Speaks

feministryangosling:

Virginia

Rawr.

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Om nom nom.

Humans make me super sad/angry. RAWRGLE.

prolongedeyecontact:

Apparently I’m quite the threat. All my truthiness was a little too much for them to handle. Honestly #FetusLobby, I’m flattered.

Here’s a link to the page.

And thankfully I got screenshots of all my major comments in the event something like this happened. [I’m…

lianamaris:

Things that cannot screen for breast cancer and things that can.

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kylatheminx:

Oh, look.

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bronyville:

I was gonna put a bunch of GLaDOS quotes with pony stuff in them here, but too tired.

~J

<3
…Fluttershy is totally a turret.

(I’m finally playing Portal myself instead of just watching other people play it. And it’s a game I DON’T APPEAR TO SUCK AT. SO super stoked.)

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corruptschema:

I woke up to the ringing phone.

“Hey, are you coming to pick me up?”

A blurry memory of hitting the snooze button. Wait. The other button. Shit.

“Uh, I clearly overslept. I’ll shower and be on my way!”

I pressed my dry feet against the reddish carpet and stumbled to the bathroom. Text while…

See, and I was totally unaware just -how- drugged you were, or I would have messed with you more. Dag, yo.

::so jealous::

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tallestmidget:

jewles:

mattlike:

momfia:

Let’s go with a Spielberg classic?

Spaceballs :)

Look, baby. College!

Ahhhh, memories :)  NOW, GO TO BED! Kisses.

doing this with david lynch movies is -trippy as fuck-.

happypyrodance:

donotpressrepeat:

kimyadawson:

This is Felix.

The other day his mom, Nina, posted this picture on Facebook with the caption:

today is felix’s first concert. we are going to see Kimya Dawson. he’s so excited he didn’t sleep at all last night and changed his clothes 3 times before he came upon the perfect outfit.

I reposted the picture on Facebook with this caption:

When I showed Panda this picture she said “Oh yes! He was really nice, but I was just shy at the show. Can he come over for a play date?” I said “Of course!” I told her that he would really like that and explained that he needs some nice buddies these days because sometimes people are mean to him because of his clothes.” She said “Why? His clothes are so nice! Sometimes I wear pants and shirts sometimes I wear dresses. Boys should be able to wear pants and shirts and dresses too.”

MY MOTHER left THIS comment on my post:

As panda’s Granny I so proud of her. Being so young and not being influenced by others stereotypical views. Both panda and Felix will be the leaders this World so desperately needs. By the way I wear men’s shirts all the time, they just feel more comfortable.We are who we are.we are not our clothes!!! Three cheers for Panda and Felix.

Now, for the record, I just need to say:

I AM SURROUNDED BY AWESOME.

Small people are my heroes.

Ladies and gentlemen and other people.

Meet my future child.

This is probably the best child.
Evar.
Since me, anyway.