gothiccharmschool:

ladyshinga:

kinsara:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE
















I NEEDED THIS SO MUCH IN MY LIFE, I JUST NOW REALIZED THAT

YES. I APPROVE. 

gothiccharmschool:

ladyshinga:

kinsara:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE

I NEEDED THIS SO MUCH IN MY LIFE, I JUST NOW REALIZED THAT

YES. I APPROVE. 

(via memorieshauntmydreams)

corgisandboobs:

bluesigma:

jaegerboi:

why is there a hand in his mouth at the first pic

Dinosaurs need feeding too.

Maybe he asked for his girlfriend’s hand in marriage.

*throws self in wood chipper*

fauxcyborg:

men who are artists love showing girls, who are so sad, so beautiful - girls crying in showers, girls with delicate bones curled into a fetal position. they want our eyeliner to run but never for our eyes to get puffy. they want our sadness but our anger isn’t pretty.

and they love us being girls - infantile, dependent on men. they love us when we’re broken so long as our pieces aren’t jagged.  

(via iamacollectionofmiscellanyandtea)

My first love
was some insignificant boy
when it should have been
myself.
Michelle K., First Love. (via asimetricna-vagina)

(via saucymerbabe)

d34thbeds:

Acoustic versions of songs were created to make people cry

(via helioscentrifuge)

Most men never think about patriarchy—what it means, how it is created and sustained. Many men in our nation would not be able to spell the word or pronounce it correctly. The word “patriarchy” just is not a part of their normal everyday thought or speech. Men who have heard and know the word usually associate it with women’s liberation, with feminism, and therefore dismiss it as irrelevant to their own experiences. I have been standing at podiums talking about patriarchy for more than thirty years. It is a word I use daily, and men who hear me use it often ask me what I mean by it.

Nothing discounts the old antifeminist projection of men as all-powerful more than their basic ignorance of a major facet of the political system that shapes and informs male identity and sense of self from birth until death.

bell hooks, “Understanding Patriachy” (via heteroglossia)

(via gtfothinspo)

heyepiphora:

My friends at SheVibe found the last living neon green Mustang dildo under a shelf in their warehouse, so I’m giving it away — plus a Leaf vibe of your choice! Enter to win RIGHT HERE (US/Canada only). Reblogging is one entry method!

heyepiphora:

My friends at SheVibe found the last living neon green Mustang dildo under a shelf in their warehouse, so I’m giving it away — plus a Leaf vibe of your choice! Enter to win RIGHT HERE (US/Canada only). Reblogging is one entry method!

Your fingerprints are all over who I am now.
(via savingjupiter)

(via lexifervonchrist)

justintimerblake:

if you play with my hair youre going to get kissed so dont do that

(via saucymerbabe)

Piratically delicious rennie wench. Intersectional feminist. Polytastic. Adorably vulgar. Part-time Patronus. Extreme fangirl. Loud mouthed hussy. Cincinnati native & inexplicably proud.

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